Kitty Wiemelt, the Levity Lady www.windsofchangeconsulting.com "Angels Fly Because they Take Themselves Lightly"

1. Beth will be in in Mexico in January, California in February, Hawaii in February, March, April and June! She also has bookings coming up in Las Vegas, Florida and Indiana. If you'd like to save on airfare, schedule a program while Beth is in your state! Click here to contact Beth for more information. Act quickly! As you can see, Beth is in demand!
2. Looking for a last minute gift? Beth's elves are busy at work! We will mail one of our autographed books directly to your friend. We can even wrap it for you and include a note that it is from you. Click here to order. In the comments section, just tell us where to mail it and what to say. Call us for details - 877-672-5008, or order on line: 101 Ways to Make Your Life Easier or Walking in a Crowd of Angels. Call us!

(Each issue I am going to give you links to things that I think might help. Not all of these will be for everyone, but the web is becoming such an exciting place that exploring it is an absolute delight!)

• Here's a fun exercise for the little ones in your life: Track Santa's progress!
• From Kim Komando's newsletter (http://www.komando.com/newsletter.asp):

  "Don't believe the email warning that telemarketers will have the right to call cell phone numbers Jan. 1 unless you register your numbers with the federal do-not-call site by Dec. 15. The e-mail is a hoax. An FCC rule bars telemarketers from calling cell exchanges. That rule remains in effect. So, if you get this e-mail, ignore it. This type of thing, passed around in a viral manner, is almost always a hoax."

  Landline phones are a different matter. You can get off the telemarketer's lists by signing up with the FTC. That site is: https://www.donotcall.gov/register/Reg.aspx

Shouldn't you be hugging each other and calling each other all year long? Who thought this up? I know what you are celebrating, I think. There is a little baby human in a display on our table. He's got some animals standing around and some stars overhead. I stood on my back legs like you do and I could see it. It is nice. I especially like the sheep. I think Beth should get a little Chihuahua to put next to the manger. But that is just my opinion.

But if this is about his birthday, why are you all so stressed? Humans are confusing. Is this about a birthday, or is this about buying stuff and eating too much and not being home with your favorite four-legged creatures? I mean, there ARE four leggeds in that display, aren't there? Get your priorities straight! I know where I belong, right on Beth's lap. See - this is me typing my letter and it is where I spend all the time I can.

Go find a lap to sit on. It will take away your stress and you can be as happy as us dogs. Merry Christmas!"

Click here to email me (Xena)! (You don't think humans are the only ones to get fan mail do you?)

Love,
Xena (The real Chihuahua at Beth's house!)
PS - thanks for all the letters and pictures! I knew Beth's readers were smart people. You all have great looking four-leggeds living with you. That's why your life is going so well

[Editors note: Attitudes and advice given out by Chihuahuas do not reflect the opinions of management. However, in the interest of political correctness and recognition of multi-canine diversity, we will let her speak her mind. We are not responsible if you take her advice.]